*Sometimes I find it interesting to stop and think about the past forty years and about how far we've come since the sixties, for instance...
...back in the sixties, we all wanted to have long hair, and now we just want to have hair.
...back in the sixties, we all thought a lot about KEG'S, and now it's EKG'S.
...back in the sixties, there was Acid Rock, and now there's Acid Reflux.
...back in the sixties, people moved to California because it was cool, and now people move to Arizona because it's not California.
...back in the sixties, some people tried to look like Marlon Brando and Liz Taylor, and now most people try not to look like Marlon Brando and Liz Taylor.
...back in the sixties, some people were hoping for a BMW, and now they're just hoping for a good BM.
...back in the sixties, many people were interested in finding a hip new joint, and now they're more interested in finding a new hip joint.
...back in the sixties, it was all about The Rolling Stones, and now it's more about kidney stones.
...back in the sixties, it was "screw the system," and now its "upgrade the system."
...back in the sixties, parents were begging their children to get their hair cut, and now children are begging their parents to let them get their heads shaved.
...back in the sixties, people were worried about passing their driver's test, and now they're more worried about passing gas.
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